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It's Imemaru of the East Sea Research Institute.
I wonder where you two researchers have gone.
What are you doing?!
We're going to do an experiment now! Hurry up and come!
There's an explanation for the experiment, so hurry up and come!
You can do it on your own.
We need your help.
I have a really bad feeling about this.
We have the right to decide whether we'll listen and participate or not.
I see.
Well, I have one good report.
According to the previous experiment,
people who were in trouble with food were saved.
What do you mean by "previous experiment"?
We ate one rice ball at a time.
Humans were saved.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Calm down!
Stop it!
Calm down! Not this time!
Stop it!
This time, we're not doing that experiment.
We're going to do an experiment you've seen before in "Oishinbo".
- You know the manga "Oishinbo", right? - "Oishinbo"?
- I've seen it. - I don't know it.
- It's a manga about food. - I've seen it.
In the 8th chapter of chapter 4,
there's something called "rice" that Kaibara Yuu hasn't forgotten for 15 years.
That rice is...
rice that's been shaped and cooked together.
Shaped and cooked together?
I know you don't know what you're talking about,
but there's a lot of broken, small, cloudy rice in rice.
- Yeah. - If you cook it together, it loses its flavor.
Well, you're cooking it, so there's a time difference.
That's why it's not that good.
But once you shape that rice,
Kaibara Yuu hasn't forgotten it for 15 years!
- Who's Kaibara Yuu? - Who else?
But apparently, that rice is really good.
- Is there such a thing? - Please do your best!
You can't forget it for 15 years.
What happened to Kaibara Yuu in his 16th year?
In his 16th year, he ate it again and ate it for 15 years.
- So, this time... - This rice...
- Aaaaaah! - Stop it!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? - He calms down.
And then, he puts this rice on this black paper.
The one that's transparent and has a good shape.
- He looks for it... - That amount...
- Two times! - Just two times!
He puts the second rice in with the tweezers...
- I don't know what you're talking about... - It sucks!
- Why? - Why?
- To eat good rice! - Why are we doing this?
- You're right! - On the streets...
- They say you're a rice expert! - I don't want to be a rice expert!
- Rice tiger and rice horse! - The camera is rolling...
- We can't avoid it... - We have no choice!
- Even if you say it, it'll only take you longer to go home... - I know you're doing it...
- But I want you to know how I feel... - You don't know how I feel...
- Why do you put the tweezers in front of you?! - Calm down!
- I'm sorry if you lose your temper... - No! No! No! No!
- Why are you doing this in front of me?! - Why are you doing this in front of me?!
- First of all, let's see what kind of good rice it is! - It looks like this...
- It's white and cloudy... - It's white...
- It's transparent... - It's transparent and hard to tell...
- I think it's meat... - No! No! No! You!
- You're the one who's making it hard for me! - It's too small, so let's avoid it...
- Let's use this transparent one... - That's the ideal...
- Let's use only the transparent one... - Let's use this white one...
- Let's use this one... - Let's divide it like this...
- In the end, we'll see which one is the good rice! - It's like eating normal rice...
- Let's do it!
- I hope you like this work! - Can I put all of this bad work in George's pillow?
- No, you can't! - You can't!
- Can we use the one that's too big? - Can we use the one that's too big?
- Can we use the one that's too small? - Can we use the one that doesn't look good at first glance?
- This white one and this white one... - Huh? Has it already started?
- Huh? Huh? Hey! - What's wrong?
- I'm concentrating right now... - Huh?
- Huh? You... - What are you doing?!
- Huh? Isn't it too fast?! - It feels...
- This is fun! - I like this one!
- Look, it's so transparent and it looks like rice...
- It's bad work... - It's still two grains!
- Okay, let's do it! Experiment, start!
[Experiment]
- Is this okay? - I don't think it's good.
- My eyes aren't moving. - I'm sorry, professor.
- No problem, professor. - I'll do my best.
- I have to do it as fast as I can. - Huh? But you're already in the lab.
- What kind of method are you using? - Look at me.
- I'm doing it like this... - Why are you doing it like that?
- I'm a senior now... - No way...
- There's a guy named Kaibara Yuzan, and there's a guy named Murayama-san who worked under him.
- There's no such thing. - What do you mean?! It's in the manga!
- Murayama-san said, "I don't have money!" and Kaibara Yuzan came to his house and said, "I can't buy anything fancy."
- He wanted to be the most popular guy in the world and was born into this method.
- So, this anime was broadcasted under the title "The Heart of Unpopular People."
- Isn't it a nice story? - Do you want me to say something nice?
- I'll do my best! - President, I don't think I can do it anymore.
- You're too fast!
- I tried to act like a comedian, but I gave up.
- What are you going to do? - I really want to focus!
- He's really focused. - Why did it turn out like this?
- What's with this comedian thing? - It doesn't have to be us. It can be anyone.
- It doesn't have to be us. It can be anyone.
- This is nice, Shibayu-kun. There's only white rice here.
- It looks like there's a lot of white rice. - The color is different.
- I don't think it'll taste good if you fry it. - I want to try frying only this.
- You want to try it, don't you? - I guess I'll have to fry about four of them.
- If that's the case...
I'm sorry.
You'll be mad at me.
Have you ever said that?
Yes.
I've never closed a restaurant.
I'm sorry for saying too much.
I can only make beef bowl now.
Do you like eggs?
Yes.
It's lighter than I thought.
Do you want to take a break?
My back hurts.
My finger stinks.
You said it.
I want to cook your teeth.
Tetsuya, look at me.
There is rice.
What?
There is rice next to your mouth.
I've never eaten rice like this before.
Why?
If you want to eat it, put it in a rice cooker.
I want to eat and drink it.
Okay.
Can I drink it?
It's dangerous.
There are many people who can be saved by doing this.
So, let's do our best.
Cheers!
Let's do our best.
From now on, I'll watch the final work.
Cheers!
Whose voice is that?
It's Genji's voice.
Genji is Shibayu's voice.
Uji is a rapper's voice.
Cheers!
What?
Is there rice next to your mouth?
Rice!
Cheers!
I can't do it anymore.
Cheers!
I want you to cheer me up.
I want to hear the real voice.
Cheers!
Cheers, cheers.
What's up?
He's counting the rice he ate in the video.
But, Genji's cheering and...
I wanted a rice call, so I called him and...
Wei yo!
(laughs)
More rice? More rice? More rice?
(laughs)
What was that?
It wasn't "Wei yo!" but "Wei yo! Wei yo!"
Wei yo! Wei yo!
It was "Wei yo! Wei yo!"
It was a way of saying it.
(music)
Let's do it!
It's been about 8 hours.
(laughs)
Why are you doing this?!
To eat delicious rice!
But, this is only the first step.
Oh, no!
This posture is not good.
What is this?
Oh!
Hey!
Stop it!
Wow!
(laughs)
I did it!
Oh, no!
No!
I did it!
I knew it!
This posture is really not good.
I was doing it while I was conscious of it.
Oh, I just thought of it and steam came out of my mouth.
Why do you have steam in your mouth?
(laughs)
(music)
What is this?
It's not Iron Man's part that is not rice.
Yamanote Line Game.
(clap)
It's flying!
(clap)
A beam comes out.
(clap)
No, it's only that!
I don't know who is bad anymore!
(music)
Oh, it's really bad.
It's really getting worse.
My brain is connected to me now.
When I was in middle school,
a guy named Ketty
was shouting "I can't do it!"
What?
I burned a smoke.
(laughs)
You imitated it, didn't you?
(laughs)
Have you ever done it?
Are you saying you can't do it because of your hair?
Well, I had bangs because of my hair.
(music)
I don't have two anymore.
One-chan.
I'm almost a one-chan.
If I had a match, I would be very energetic.
When you can see your goal, you can do your best!
In the second half of the rice video,
let's think about this crazy phenomenon that we can't stop our hands.
I want to name it.
Oh, your name?
Yes.
It's called "comic" or "rolex".
Shukushoi!
Shukushoi Coffee.
Oh...
bae
"hate" "bae" "comic" "bae"
"comedy" "eternal" "materials" "hate"
Would you like to count it?
This is a lot of effort.
Awesome!
Give me more!
How is it?
Ah!
How is it?
It's only 5 mm, so...
5 mm!
Isn't it about this?
5 mm! 5 mm! 5 mm!
Is it over?
This hell...
Oh, no! What is it?
Oh, no!
Is it a telescope?
Ah!
Oh, it stinks!
Ah!
"bae" "hate" "bae" "comic" "bae" "hate"
Go away!
Oh!
I'm Tashitara of Shiba Inu!
One!
Two in total!
I did it!
I did it again!
This is the result of your efforts!
Ah!
This is it!
It looks like a jewelry!
It really is a jewelry!
I'm going to cook it now!
Well, I think we can guess which one we chose.
Shall we wait?
Let's wait!
Let's do it!
Be careful, professor!
Yeah!
Leave it to me!
Ah!
Hey, that's the worst!
This one is...
...this one is...
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- It's decided. - Yes.
Who thinks the first rice you ate...
was the final rice of your efforts?!
- Huh? - Huh?
The first rice I ate...
I felt like it was pretty hard.
- Right? - Shibayu's judgment improvement.
But I felt like the first one was better.
- I felt like it was better. - Yeah.
I see.
The moment I took a bite...
I thought, "It's normal."
Then I'll judge it like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
But a lot of people spilled their rice...
and said, "Then it's different."
- That's it. - That's the only reason?!
Other than that...
there's not a single reason!
- The first one you ate... - This one.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
It doesn't look like much of a difference.
The final rice of your efforts...
which one is it?!
The one you worked hard for...
is this one!
- Oh, so... - It's the second one you ate.
Hey...
Is your taste buds okay?!
I thought you'd eat it in the second half.
Because the first one was normal.
And now you're eating the second one.
It's just normal.
- "Just normal." - "Just normal rice."
The first one you said looked more transparent.
I'll eat it while looking at it.
Is it different from what you thought?
- The first one too. - The first one is nothing.
You didn't choose it.
This is the rice you worked really hard for.
The second one you said looked more transparent.
This is the rice you worked really hard for.
The first one you said looked more transparent.
This is the rice you worked really hard for.
Which one was different?!
What is this?! What am I supposed to say?!
Rice and rice?!
[This is a test video, so there's nothing wrong with it!]
I really don't know.
I don't know.
No matter how much I asked, I thought there was a difference.
I thought it was me.
No, I definitely thought I knew for sure.
I didn't think it would be such a trivial video.
The research result is...
Rice, tiger, this is rice, horse.
Tiger, horse!